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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
so ppl know
I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too
dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.
I legitimately thought he was serious before now as well
In our defence, would it really be a shock if somewhere out there are men who seriously believe stuff like “Lol toothpaste is FOR GIRLS”
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Lmao
i hate this so much lol
Must be fucking nice
So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like “see it’s not that hard!” i’m crying
people with / access to wealth are so disconnected lmfao
Reblog or Like this if you would date a person who is trying to slowly figure out their gender, but is confused af.
trying to prove a point to myself
WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES
And once again Americans get all the fun
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I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…
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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕
like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull
“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up
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You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)
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